You have been cordially invited to a MUUURDER!!! Well, technically, the murder has already taken place, but it's up to you to figure out who donnit. Below are your parts, which have been carefully selected for you. Please take some time to read through your character's description, put yourself in the headspace of said character, and imagine what they might choose to wear to a formal evening dinner party such as the one where we will be gathering on July 23rd. Then, it is your task to gather the necessary costume for our event. Your host, Mr. X, with our assistance, shall do the rest. Please arrive hungry and thirsty and with a taste for drama!! Details below.
Signed,
Marie-Claude and Marguerite
(aka: Molly and Lindsey; aka: Jeeves)
Laryn -
Desiree Linden - THE SOCIETY LADY
Desiree Linden keeps busy with the Historic Society, the Garden Club, and the Totally Tasteful Home Tour. She's a proud mother of three beautiful children: Charlotta, Desmond Linden IV, and little Kip. Her husband, Desmond Linden III, is rich, handsome, and thankfully absent. She has eyes for Hector Vasquez, The Expatriate. Your outfit is not to her taste.
Andres -
Hector Vasquez, THE EXPATRIATE
Hector Vasquez is a man of mystery and elegance. He is a swordsman and sailor, blessed with a certain je ne sais quoi. Women cannot resist him – certo di no – but even to the hombres he is un guapo. When asked his national origins by a young señorita, he replies: “Tu corazon es mi pais.” He was last seen heading for Abu Dhabi.
Kim -
Irene Dean, THE INGENUE
Irene Dean was voted most promising up-and-comer by Silver Screen magazine four years running! Her credits include The Accidental Princess, Tears for Sandra, and a breakout role in the bawdy comedy Stand Back Or I!ll Swoon! She was discovered while writhing on the floor of the Alta Vista Gentleman's Club and she's never looked back!
Jenn and Matt -
Ernie and Linda Clark, THE DETECTIVES (husband and wife crime-fighting duo)
Ernest “Ernie” Clark and his wife, Linda, both left the force after a grueling twenty-seven years in homicide investigation. Ernie's got an ulcer the size of a quarter and a pension the size of a pea. Linda's gotten in the habit of taking her pent up anger from years of dealing with criminals out her husband, or anyone who happens to be in the way. Ain't them the breaks. Ernie loves his wife Linda when she ain't fixing to beat no one. Linda can still kick down a door with the best of 'em.
Dawn -
Chiara D'Albero - THE FEMME FATALE
Chiara D'Albero never met a man, a drink, or a firearm she didn't like. She's had many jobs – Rockette, nanny, hand model – but has yet to find her true calling. In her quiet moments, she daydreams about her fairy tale wedding. And her husband's tragic yachting accident. And her second fairy tale wedding
Cory -
Dr. Frank Von Hirschbaum, THE SCIENTIST
Dr. Frank Von Hirschbaum, now retired, was the premier nuclear physicist of our era. Fortunately, none of his best work has been detonated. Yet. In his spare time, he enjoys chamber music, dog walking, and tournaments with the Men in Leather Bowling League
Mark and Laura
Anthony and Annabelle Noble, The Frauds
Laryn -
Desiree Linden - THE SOCIETY LADY
Desiree Linden keeps busy with the Historic Society, the Garden Club, and the Totally Tasteful Home Tour. She's a proud mother of three beautiful children: Charlotta, Desmond Linden IV, and little Kip. Her husband, Desmond Linden III, is rich, handsome, and thankfully absent. She has eyes for Hector Vasquez, The Expatriate. Your outfit is not to her taste.
Andres -
Hector Vasquez, THE EXPATRIATE
Hector Vasquez is a man of mystery and elegance. He is a swordsman and sailor, blessed with a certain je ne sais quoi. Women cannot resist him – certo di no – but even to the hombres he is un guapo. When asked his national origins by a young señorita, he replies: “Tu corazon es mi pais.” He was last seen heading for Abu Dhabi.
Kim -
Irene Dean, THE INGENUE
Irene Dean was voted most promising up-and-comer by Silver Screen magazine four years running! Her credits include The Accidental Princess, Tears for Sandra, and a breakout role in the bawdy comedy Stand Back Or I!ll Swoon! She was discovered while writhing on the floor of the Alta Vista Gentleman's Club and she's never looked back!
Jenn and Matt -
Ernie and Linda Clark, THE DETECTIVES (husband and wife crime-fighting duo)
Ernest “Ernie” Clark and his wife, Linda, both left the force after a grueling twenty-seven years in homicide investigation. Ernie's got an ulcer the size of a quarter and a pension the size of a pea. Linda's gotten in the habit of taking her pent up anger from years of dealing with criminals out her husband, or anyone who happens to be in the way. Ain't them the breaks. Ernie loves his wife Linda when she ain't fixing to beat no one. Linda can still kick down a door with the best of 'em.
Dawn -
Chiara D'Albero - THE FEMME FATALE
Chiara D'Albero never met a man, a drink, or a firearm she didn't like. She's had many jobs – Rockette, nanny, hand model – but has yet to find her true calling. In her quiet moments, she daydreams about her fairy tale wedding. And her husband's tragic yachting accident. And her second fairy tale wedding
Cory -
Dr. Frank Von Hirschbaum, THE SCIENTIST
Dr. Frank Von Hirschbaum, now retired, was the premier nuclear physicist of our era. Fortunately, none of his best work has been detonated. Yet. In his spare time, he enjoys chamber music, dog walking, and tournaments with the Men in Leather Bowling League
Mark and Laura
Anthony and Annabelle Noble, The Frauds
Annabelle Noble is a prize-winning equestrian, certified aerobics instructor, and heir to a great fortune. Her boy toy, Anthony, is also along for the ride. Or at least that's what she says. Annabelle and Anthony enjoy touring the world on their private jet with their Pekingese, Wolfy. They have homes on both Nantucket and Majorca and love to entertain. But they never seem to have they money for cab fare.
Ryan
Greg McAllen - THE GAMBLER
Maybe he's not the best card player in the world. Maybe he's got tough knuckles and a taste for the sauce. Maybe he's got a switchblade in his back pocket. What's it to you? Greg McAllen goes through life with an ace up his sleeve. Also up his sleeves: some nice guns. Don!t be shy, beautiful.
Scott -
Bryce Nash - THE BUSYBODY
Bryce Nash is extremely involved. He is the founder of the Christian Men's Prayer Group/Pub Crawl. He is a member emeritus of the Friday Night Noose-Tying Circle. He loves to keep up with his neighbors. Why they have finally installed curtains, he cannot understand.
Molly and Lindsey -
Marie-Claude and Marguerite - THE BUTLERS/JEEVES
Jeeves (your hosts's generic name for the help) works for your host, Mr. X. It is an idiosyncrasy of Skulldugg Manor that Jeeves, thogh servants, eat at table. Jeeves will be on hand to remind you of the rules.
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